OMG !!!

Snagged this from pfodge... thanks so much, Patty!!! :)


Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak -
The last one is great!
Have you ever spoken and wished that you could Immediately take the words back...
Or that you could crawl into a hole?
Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did...


FIRST TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow
And asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?"
I turned around and walked back out and never went back
My husband didn't say a word...
He knew better.

( The rest is under the cut... )

Now, didn't that feel good?
Pass it on to someone you know who needs a laugh
And remember we all say things we don't really mean, so think before you speak!!!



Made by yueshi @ mondlichtung

The What's Your True Eye Color Quiz :)

Your True Eye Color is Deep Violet

You are a harmonious, peace-loving person. You are considerate and kind. You are quite emotional and sensitive. Most people don't know how easy it is to hurt your feelings. While you are a bit fragile, you're also extremely tough. You can dig deep. When you want to get your way, you're assertive and gusty. You won't let anyone intimidate you.

What's Your True Eye Color?

Made by noahko

The Rubber Duckie Test :)))

You Are Cheerful and Bright

You are total optimist. In your view, there is no other way to live! You seek happiness... and not the temporary kind either. You're looking for a permanent high. You are often playful. You believe play is an important part of a full life. You prefer waters that have small waves. You want to have fun, but you don't want to be swept away.

The Rubber Duckie Test

Made by corpusdeliicti