Truths For Mature Adults

[rainbow1907]

Snagged from quiltedlives :)))

Truths For Mature Adults

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment,when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
15. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
16. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
17. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
18. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or
understand a word they said?
19. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.
Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
20. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
21. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and
Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away,
in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!
24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.
That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

Ladies.....Quit Laughing.

Comments

[littlered21.livejournal.com]

thats just awesome!

[rainbow1907.livejournal.com]

Yes, it is :D I had such a great laugh when I found it this morning in a friend's journal. Had to snag and share it at once!

[teatotaller.livejournal.com]

I quite enjoyed that this morning. Thanks!

[bknjt.livejournal.com]

That was too funny and sooooo true.... especially... ALL OF THEM....LOL... Thanks...

[yvonnereid.livejournal.com]

Hi Rena,these were great,loved them!
Huge hugs x

[bkrave.livejournal.com]

You made my week with this THANK YOU i am going to print this out and bring it to work tonight.

NO#7,14,17 how true are these and NO#19 i am right there especially when you are warned 3 miles or more ahead of time that you need to move over!

[rainbow1907.livejournal.com]

Yes, was exactly the same for me too when I saw it in quiltedlives' journal this morning :)))

[rainbow1907.livejournal.com]

I'm happy that this gave you a good laugh too. Yes, lots of truth in there :)))

[rainbow1907.livejournal.com]

Hey Vonnie, I'm glad that you enjoyed this, I laughed so hard when I saw it this morning :) Hugs you! Rena ♥

[rainbow1907.livejournal.com]

Your whole week? How wonderful! I'm happy that you enjoyed this as much as I did :)))

[galehot.livejournal.com]

*LoL* I'm still laughing, all of them are soooo true. I read and laugh and laugh and lauhg...and nod and nod and nod...you know the rest.

So funny :D

Besos

[mitakay.livejournal.com]

hee, hee...very funny stuff! So much truth in there, made me LOL!

[conzieu.livejournal.com]

That was sooo funny. I actually laughed out loud, and I am in pretty bad pain, so that should tell you something. I am actually at the hopital for some tests. Guh... I hate hospitals, and Gale is neither the Doctor( A small asian man) nor waiting for me as when I leave. I have to drive myself home 'cause my husband in in Aukland. Unless they decide to keep me? in case the neighbor will inherit my kids. (poor woman...) I just want to know WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME!!! Oops. Sorry. I got to go vomit now...

[rainbow1907.livejournal.com]

Yes, this is absolutely funny, isn't it? And so true too. I'm glad that I could make you laugh with this :D Hugs and besos!!!

[rainbow1907.livejournal.com]

Laughing is good :) I'm pleased that you liked it too! ♥

[rainbow1907.livejournal.com]

We have a proverb here in Germany that says that laughing is the best kind of medicine... Oh noz!!! You are at the hospital and sick!!! That totally sucks and I'm really sorry and worried to hear that. Shit, whatever is wrong with you? Please keep me updated, my friend ♥ I'm sending lots of love and hugs and the best possible get-better-soon-wishes to you and hope it will help you ♥ Hugs you so tightly, Rena