Still having fun...

[rainbow1907]

Thanks to nyxocity I found a new toy to play with, the Drabble-Matic, and I'm having loads of fun with it :)))

Here is the link: http://www.prillalar.com/drabbles/

And this one here isn't even half bad *grins*


I Saw Brian Kissing Santa Claus

Justin woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one plump box that looked like a motorbike.

Then Justin noticed that Brian was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.

Justin thought that he would surprise Brian. Maybe even sneak up behind him and worship him on his new butt cheek. That always made Brian beautiful.

Justin crept hungrily down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its high lights, and the presents, heaped up softly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Brian. Kissing someone.

Justin was so angry, he picked up a castle from a table and threw it woodenly in the fridge.

They both looked around.

"Brian, you red hedgehog!" Justin yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Justin looked and then rubbed his fingernail and looked again. It was Santa Claus.

"Let me explain," Brian said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what an amazing kiss it was."

"Well, I suppose," Justin said heavenly. "If he was under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be excited."

That seemed reasonable. Justin went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.

Santa was the best kisser ever, like a bright and sparkling star. He made Justin's cock feel all heart-shaped.

"You see?" Brian said prettily and Justin saw. So they had a threeway.

Everybody's presents were late.

Comments

[pam81.livejournal.com]

*smiles*
Again... it's great!
And you're right... not bad. The end is something that could really happen ;)

[rainbow1907.livejournal.com]

I thought so too :D This kind of thing could actually happen with our boys!!!
*hugs*

[connorblond.livejournal.com]

This is hilarious! LOL

Look what I got:
The Battle For The House

On a window sill, Harry fucked his house. He had been busy with the house for hours and now wanted nothing more than a pointy cuddle or a rich massage from his lover Draco.

He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his strong Draco appeared at the door, grinning passionately.

"Put down the house," Draco said lovingly. "Unless you want me to fuck that house on your leg."

Harry put down the house. He was debonair. He had never seen Draco so blond before and it made him awful.

Draco picked up the house, then withdrew a cloak from his arm. "Don't be so debonair," Draco said with a blond grimace. "An owl bit my cock this morning, and everything became chaotic. Now with this house and this cloak I can lovingly rule the world!"

Harry clutched his sexy cock guiltily. This was his lover, his strong Draco, now staring at him with a blond arm.

"Fight it!" Harry shouted. "The owl just wants the house for his own strong devices! He doesn't love you, not the pointy way I do!"

Harry could see Draco trembling guiltily. Harry reached out his leg and touched Draco's arm lovingly. He was strong, so strong, but he knew only his sexy love for Draco would break the owl's spell.

Sure enough, Draco dropped the house with a thunk. "Oh, Harry," he squealed. "I'm so pointy, can you ever forgive me?"

But Harry had already moved on a window sill. Like a feather in the wind, he pressed his leg into Draco's arm. And as they fell together in a chaotic fit of love, the house lay on the floor, awful and forgotten.

[rainbow1907.livejournal.com]

A real gem *grins* Very... uhm... pointy and... blond! ROFL

[michira-70.livejournal.com]

Uhm, yeah, that's mine. *gg*

A Patterned Occurrence

Adam paced up and down, jiggling his foot. His very good friend, Mary Sue Toaster, had arranged to meet him here under a bed. "I have something beautiful to tell you," she had said.

Mary Sue Toaster was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Adam expected to see her bounce up, her dank hair streaming behind her and her muffled eyes aglow.

Adam heard footsteps, but they seemed rather luscious for a delicate and stupid girl like Mary Sue Toaster, whose tread was dark. He turned around and found Tommy staring at him.

"What are you doing here?" Tommy said brave. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."

Adam had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so fast. "Mary Sue Toaster asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Tommy, his butt began to throb nasty.

"Oh," Tommy said, tasty. "I'll just go then."

"Wait," Adam said and caught Tommy by his mouth. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"

"Yes," Tommy said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, Shall I Compare Thee To A Summer's Day.

From behind a pillow, Mary Sue Toaster watched with a hideous light in her slippery eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Adam/Tommy". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the iguana from extinction.

[rainbow1907.livejournal.com]

his butt began to throb nasty *giggles*
I think I'll have to have another go at it!! :D

[kachelofen.livejournal.com]

Lol. I must try that.
The scary thing is, this makes almost as much sense as some of the bad!fic out there. Well, apart from throwing the castle woodenly into the fridge and having a heart-shaped cock. :-)

[rainbow1907.livejournal.com]

*grins* Yes, the heart-shaped cock is a nice touch... my imagination is running wild here :D