Funny !!!

[rainbow1907]

Interesting unverified “facts”


If you yelled for eight years, seven months and six days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)


If you flatulated consistently for six years and nine months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy, but I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Don't try this at home; maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body; the female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length; it's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(thirty minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over fifty times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life; quality over quantity, but think of a pig and lion together!)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing.)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle. In other words, send it to everyone!
(And God love that pig!)


Rena :)))



Made by darklingfae @ amillionblinks

Comments

[ashmedai.livejournal.com]

LOL! Love your very appropriate icon. :D

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

I wonder where they found volunteers to actually test that theory? O_o

I'm hoping the laws of karma are active for that poor praying mantis guy at least, and that he gets to come back as a pig!

*hugs*

[rainbow1907.livejournal.com]

Hey, your icon is great too, like the more grown up version of mine :D
I have tried banging my head against a wall on occasion... but never more than a couple of times LOL Certainly not for an hour!

*hugs back*

[connorblond.livejournal.com]

You're strangely obsessed with that pig. But 30 mintues or not ... they only mate to reproduce. :)

[rainbow1907.livejournal.com]

OMG - your icon!!! *shudders and runs away screaming to clean her brain with soap*

Hmmmm... strangely obsessed? ... moi? *grins*
But hey, isn't it okay to have fun while reproducing?

Uh-oh... even scarier thought here... do my daughters ever wonder???
You are evil to put these thoughts into my mind, Connor, very evil!!!

[rznbloodrose.livejournal.com]

your whole post made me smile especially this :

(I still want to be a pig in my next life; quality over quantity, but think of a pig and lion together!)


An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)


Thanks Rena for the smile ♥

[rainbow1907.livejournal.com]

You're very welcome, I'm glad that I could make you smile :) When I found this and read if for the first time it was more that it made me giggle like a lunatic ;))) Warm hugs from Rena ♥

[princessjune.livejournal.com]

Lol! This was so funny! Thank you for posting! ^____^

[rainbow1907.livejournal.com]

You're welcome! When I found this... I knew I had to share it with my friends :))) Rena

[bknjt.livejournal.com]

I loved it....lol... I hate to tell you this...but... if a Pig and Lion got together...it would end up being the Pink Plate Special for Lunch.... LOL...

[rainbow1907.livejournal.com]

OMG - ROFL !!! You crack me up :D But that's why you always have to be careful and think twice before you order the Pink Plate Special at the diner... Rena :)))

[bknjt.livejournal.com]

Absolutely...why do you think Brian always orders..."Turkey on whole wheat...no mayo".... LOL....

[spike7451.livejournal.com]

I think someone's a little fixated on that pig! :))

[rainbow1907.livejournal.com]

*grins* I got the same impression!! Rena :D

[pam81.livejournal.com]

LOL... this post is fabulous! So funny. Thanks for sharing!

And I love your icon ♥

[rainbow1907.livejournal.com]

Yes, I love my cute little piglet icon too ♥
And I'm happy to know that you also had fun with this post!

Huge hugs, Rena :D